Butler English – Some of our celebrity in chennai

Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great “Celebrities Spoken English”

# At the ground:
———— —–
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs
please
come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
———— ———
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
———— ——— —
You , rotate the ground four times…
You , go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
———— ——— —
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
….. remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:
———— —
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet , boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….

Last but not the least celebrity experiences …
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At college day 2002:
“This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , i the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”

At college on fresh years day 2003:
“No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police ”

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